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#1 2024-09-29 00:12:02
- Jai Ganesh
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Cat Jokes - VII
Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
A: He felt funny!
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Q: What is the cat's favorite TV show?
A: The evening mews!
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Q: Why was the cat scared of the tree?
A: Because of its bark.
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Q: What do you feed an invisible cat?
A: Evaporated milk.
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Q: What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
A: Hailing taxi cabs!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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