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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Cat Jakes - XI

Q: What's a cat's favorite button on the tv remote?
A: Paws.
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Q: Did you hear about the cat that thought she was a dog?
A: She was purr-plexed.
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Q: What do cats like to eat on sunny days?
A: Mice cream cones!
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Q: What do you call a cat that doesn't use the litter box?
A: A pet project.
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Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas?
A: Santa Claws!
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