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#1 2024-10-06 00:05:40

Jai Ganesh
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Cat Jokes - XV

Q: What do you call a painting of a cat?
A: A paw-trait!
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Q: What do you call a cat when it is huge?
A: A MEOW-SIVE CAT.
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Q: What do you call a cat that can't stop licking itself?
A: Purrr-verted.
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Q: What do you call a cat that can put together furniture from Ikea?
A: An Assembly kit.
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Q: Why did the cat go to the river?
A: Claws it wanted to.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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