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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Cat Jokes - XV

Q: What do you call a painting of a cat?
A: A paw-trait!
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Q: What do you call a cat when it is huge?
A: A MEOW-SIVE CAT.
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Q: What do you call a cat that can't stop licking itself?
A: Purrr-verted.
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Q: What do you call a cat that can put together furniture from Ikea?
A: An Assembly kit.
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Q: Why did the cat go to the river?
A: Claws it wanted to.
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