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#1 2024-10-12 00:03:56
- Jai Ganesh
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Dog Jokes - III
Q: Why did the dog need help on his Pros and Cons chart?
A: He was CON-fused!
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Q: What do you call a frozen dog?
A: A pupsicle.
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Q: What did the skeleton say to the puppy?
A: Bonappetite.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
A: A friend you can count on.
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Q: Did you hear about the dog who couldn't stop talking like a horse?
A: It was a dog and pony show.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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