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Jai Ganesh

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Dog Jokes - IV

Q: What do you call a black Eskimo dog?
A: A dusky husky!
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Q: What do you call a cold dog?
A: A Chilli Dog.
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Q: How is a dog and a marine biologist alike?
A: One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
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Q: When does a dog go "moo"?
A: When it is learning a new language!
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Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?
A: Because you can't bury them in trees!
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