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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Dog Jokes - V

Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
A: He was trying to make both ends meet!
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Q: What kind of dog chases anything red?
A: A Bulldog.
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Q: Why did a dog enter the church in the middle of a religious mass?
A: Because he was a German shepherd.
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Q: What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?
A: It barked with de-light!
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Q: What is a dogs favorite instrument?
A: A trombone.
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