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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Dog Jokes - VI

Q: What's a dog's ideal job?
A: Barkeology.
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Q: Why do dogs wag their tails?
A: "Because no one else will do it for them!"
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Q: Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
A: Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!
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Q: Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
A: Because it scares the hell out of the dog.
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Q: What is the dogs favorite city?
A: New Yorkie!
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