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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Dog Jokes - VII

Q: Why does no one want to work for dogs?
A: Because they hound their employees.
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Q: What do you call a dog that goes to the bathroom indoors?
A: A pet project.
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Q: What do dogs and story tellers have in common?
A: They both have tails!
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Q: What kind of dog likes taking a bath?
A: A shampoodle!
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Q: How can if you have a stupid dog?
A: It chases parked cars!
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