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#1 2024-10-17 00:05:15
- Jai Ganesh
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Dog Jokes - VIII
Q: What is a dog's favorite sport?
A: Formula 1 drooling!
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Q: What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a walk?
A: A Great Dane out!
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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It doesn't matter.... he's not going to come anyway.
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Q: What dog can jump higher than a tree?
A: Any dog can jump higher than a tree, trees cant jump.
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Q: Where does a Rottweiler sit in the cinema?
A: Anywhere it wants to!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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