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Jai Ganesh

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Dog Jokes - XII

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs?
A: Right where you left him.
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Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a lion?
A: A terrified postman!
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Q: Why can't dogs work the DVD remote?
A: Because they always it the Paws button!
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Q: What did the dog say to the sandpaper?
A: Ruff.
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Q: Why wasn't the dog a smooth talker?
A: Because all he ever said was "Rough, Rough".
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