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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Dog Jokes - XV

Q: What was the special offer at the pet store this week?
A: Buy 1 Dog get 1 Flea!
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Q: Where do dogs go after their tails fall off?
A: The re-tail store.
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Q: What did the dog say to the flea?
A: Stop bugging me!
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Q: Why did the dog stay in the shade?
A: Because he did not want to turn into a hot dog.
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