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Q: What's the difference between a woman and a refrigerator?
A: A refrigerator is easier to defrost.
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Q: What is love?
A: The delusion that one woman differs from another.
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Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
A: 45 lbs.
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Q: What kind of girlfriend does a potato wants?
A: A sweet potato.
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Q: What do you call a woman with an opinion?
A: Wrong.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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