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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Men Jokes - IV

Q: How is a man like a used car?
A: Both are easy to get, cheap, and unreliable!
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Q: What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut?
A: A barbercue.
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Q: What does a man consider a seven-course meal?
A: A pizza and a six pack.
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Q: What is the difference between a man and a tree?
A: One is illegal to hit with an axe.
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Q: What do men and mascara have in common?
A: They both run at the first sign of emotion.
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