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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Algebra Jokes - II

Q: Why is an algebra book always unhappy?
A: Because it always has lots of problems.
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Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?
A: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don't need the sun!
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Q: What is purple and commutative?
A: An abelian grape.
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Q: Why did the relation need a math tutor?
A: It failed the vertical-line test.
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Q: How can a fisherman determine how many fish he needs to catch to make a profit?
A: By using a cod-ratic inequality.
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