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#1 2024-11-09 21:43:22

Jai Ganesh
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Algebra Jokes - III

Q: Why did the imaginary number turn red?
A: It ran out of i-drops.
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Q: How does a ghost solve a quadratic equation?
A: By completing the scare.
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Q: What is a proof?
A: One-half percent of alcohol.
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Q: What did algebra math book say to the other?
A: Don't bother me I've got my own problems!
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Q: What is the definition of a polar bear?
A: A rectangular bear after a coordinate transformation.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

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