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Jai Ganesh

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Arithmetic Jokes - IV

Q: What did math book say to the other?
A: Don't bother me I've got my own problems!
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Q: What did 2 say to 4 after 2 beat him in a race?
A: 2 Fast 4 U!
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Q: Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
A: Because then it would be a foot!
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Q: Why do golfers put minus signs in front of their scores?
A: Because subtraction speaks louder than words.
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Q: Why don't people put the numbers 2,3, and 0 together?
A: Because they are two turdy.
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