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Jai Ganesh

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Arithmetic Jokes - V

Q: Bob has 38 Candy Bars, he eats 30 what does he have now?
A: Diabetes, Bob has Diabetes.
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Q: Why did 2 and 2 get in a box?
A: Because it was 4 (for) them!
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There is a fine line between a Numerator and a Denominator.
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The best time on a clock is 6:30 hands down.
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Teacher: Why are you doing your multiplication on the floor?
Student: You told me not to use tables.
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