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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Calculus Jokes - IV

Q: What is the integral of log cabin d cabin?
A: Log Cabin + sea = houseboat.
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Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?
A: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don't need the sun!
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Q: What did one calculus book say to the other?
A: Don't bother me I've got my own problems!
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Q: Why did the algebra students throw bottles of hand cream across the classroom?
A: They were investigating projectile lotion.
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Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a zebra?
A: Elephant zebra sin theta.
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