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#1 2024-12-19 00:02:28
- Jai Ganesh
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Geometry Jokes - IV
Q: Who invented the Round Table?
A: Sir Cumference.
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Q: What did the mum triangle say to the baby triangle?
A: Stop being ILLUMInaughty!
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Q: Which triangles are the coldest?
A: Ice-sosceles triangles.
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Q: What did the triangle say to the ball?
A: You're pointless.
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Q: Where can you buy a ruler that is three feet long?
A: At a yard sale.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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