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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Geometry Jokes - VIII

Q: Why is Ms. Radian such a good reporter?
A: She covers the story from every angle.
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Q: What shape has all its angles wrecked?
A: A wrecked-angle.
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Q: Why couldn't the angle get a loan?
A: His parents wouldn't cosine.
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Q: What did the acorn say when it grew up? A:
A: Ge om a tree!
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Q: Where do circles, ellipses, hyperbolas and parabolas like to hang out in the summer?
A: Coney Island.
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