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- Jai Ganesh
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Geometry Jokes - IX
Q: Which shape do you use to catch somebody?
A: A trapezoid.
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Q: What do you call a small dog?
A: An acute one.
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Q: What do you call a broken record?
A: A Decca-gone.
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Without geometry, life is pointless.
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Student: "I'm cold".
Math Teacher: "Then go to the corner!"
Student: "Why?"
Math Teacher: "Because it's 90 degrees!"
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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