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#1 2025-01-02 00:04:01
- Jai Ganesh
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Astronaut Jokes - I
Q: What is an astronaut's favorite place on a computer?
A: The space bar.
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Q: Where would an astronaut park his space ship?
A: A parking meteor!
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Q: What time do astronauts eat?
A: At launch time.
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Q: What did the alien say to the cat?
A: Take me to your litter.
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Q: Why did the astronaut retire?
A: He got spaced out!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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