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#1 2025-01-03 00:06:05
- Jai Ganesh
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Astronaut Jokes - II
Q: What do you call a fruit that goes into space?
A: A coco-naut.
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Q: What is an astronauts favorite chocolate?
A: A marsbar!
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Q: What do you call a tick on the moon?
A: A luna-tick.
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Q: What did the astronaut say when he crashed into the moon?
A: I Apollo-gize.
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Q: Why are there no female astronauts on the moon?
A: Because it doesn't need cleaning yet.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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