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#1 2025-01-04 00:02:55

Jai Ganesh
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Astronaut Jokes - III

Q: What did the librarian say to the astronaut?
A: Find space for a book.
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Q: How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?
A: When it's full.
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Q: What's heavier? A Galaxy, Mars, Earth or the Sun?
A: The Earth because galaxy and mars are chocolate bars and the sun's a newspaper!
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Q: How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
A: You rocket.
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Q: How do astronauts eat their ice creams?
A: In floats!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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