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#1 2025-01-04 14:57:16
- Jai Ganesh
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Astronaut Jokes - IV
Q: Why don't people like the restaurant on the moon?
A: Because there was no atmosphere.
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Q: What do Astronauts eat on?
A: Flying Saucers!
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Q: What do you call an astronaut going potty?
A: Astromanure.
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Q: Why did the cow go in the spaceship?
A: It wanted to go to the mooooooon!
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Q: Why did the baby go to outer space?
A: To visit the milky way.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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