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#1 2025-01-05 00:02:41
- Jai Ganesh
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Astronaut Jokes - V
Q: What does an astronaut use to keep his feet warm?
A: A space heater.
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Q: Where do astronauts grab a drink?
A: At the spacebar!
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Q: Who does NASA arrest?
A: Illegal aliens.
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Q: What do you call a space explorer that talks smack?
A: A sass-tronaut!
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Q: Why is Saturn so rich?
A: Because it has lots of rings!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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