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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Astronaut Jokes - VII

Q: How do you throw a party for an astronaut?
A: You have to plan-et.
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Q: How do you know when the moon is going broke?
A: When it's down to its last quarter.
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Q: How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry?
A: He Apollo-gises.
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Q: How do you organize a space party? Give up?
A: You planet! (plan-it).
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If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?
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I'd tell you a joke about space, but... its too, out of this world!
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