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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Bank/Bank Teller Jokes - I

I got fired from my job at the bank today.
An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
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Q: When does it rain money?
A: When there is "change" in the weather.
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Q: What do you call the new girl at the bank?
A: The Nutella!
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Q: What do you call a man with a head full of change?
A: Headquarters.
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Q: How did the Banker die?
A: He Cashed Out.
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