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#1 2025-01-09 00:02:21
- Jai Ganesh
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Bank/Bank Teller Jokes - II
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snow bank!
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Q: Why is a river rich?
A: Because it has two banks.
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Q: Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A: He wanted cold hard cash!
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Q: What do you get when you cross a banker with a fish?
A: Loan shark!
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Q: Why did the duck go to the bank?
A: Because he wanted to get a new bill.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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