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#1 2025-01-10 00:02:49
- Jai Ganesh
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Bank/Bank Teller Jokes - III
Q: What do fish use for money?
A: Sand dollars!
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Q: Did you hear about the Gold Digger?
A: She enjoys long romantic walks to the Bank of America.
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Q: Where does a fish keep his money
A: In the River Bank!
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Q: Why did the bank teller leave her job?
A: She lost interest.
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Q: Why did the idiot over draw his checking account?
A: Because he had no cents.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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