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Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym?
A: To get better buns.
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Q: Why did the fish stop lifting weights?
A: He pulled a mussel.
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Q: Why did the bodybuilder grab a new shirt?
A: Someone told him he was ripped.
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Q: Why do oysters go to the gym?
A: It's good for the mussel.
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I asked a bodybuilder what he does for cardio and he said "I lift weights faster" .
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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