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- Jai Ganesh
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Computer Jokes - IV
Q: How do you get a computer drunk?
A: A Screenshot of Tequila.
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Q: What part of a computer does a spider use?
A: The webcam.
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Q: Why did Jack and Jill "really" go up the hill?
A: To get better Wi-fi.
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Q: Why was the computer shy?
A: Because it had hardware and software but no underware.
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Q: What was the spider doing on the computer?
A: Searching the web!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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