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- Jai Ganesh
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Computer Jokes - V
Q: Why can't an elephant use a computer?
A: He's too afraid of the mouse.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a hamburger with a computer?
A: A big mac!
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Q: How are elephants and computers similar?
A: They both have big memories.
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Q: How did the spider destroy the (worldwide) web?
A: It gave it a bug.
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Q: Why did Mark Zuckerberg visit Beijing, China?
A: To see the "Great Firewall".
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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