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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Diet Jokes - IV

Q: Why should you go to the paint store if your on a diet?
A: You can get thinner there.
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Q:  How do most people curb their appetite?
A: At the drive thru window.
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Q: What should you never put in an ice cream sundae?
A: A Spoon.
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Q: What do you call a fascist vegan?
A: Lactose intolerant.
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Q: Why are most horses in shape?
A: Because they are on a stable diet.
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