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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Diet Jokes - V

Q: Have you seen the Spy thriller about fat people?
A: It's called "Tomorrow Never Diets".
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Q: How do you know your low fat diet is working?
A: The fat hangs lower every day.
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Q: Have you heard of the garlic diet?
A: You don't lose much weight, but from a distance your friends think you look thinner!
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I heard Bruce Willis is trying to lose weight.
Apparently, he's trying to "Diet Hard".
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If your dog is too fat, then your not getting enough exercise.
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