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Jai Ganesh

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Disney Jokes - VIII

Q: Why did Sleepy take firewood to bed with him?
A: He wanted to sleep like a log.
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Q: How does Mickey feel when Minnie is mad at him?
A: Mouserable.
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Q: What do you call Daisy Duck when she leads the orchestra?
A: A con-duck-tor.
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Q: What does Baloo need to live?
A: The Bear Necessities.
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Q: Why does Alice ask so many questions?
A: Because she's in Wonderland.
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