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#1 2025-02-14 00:22:45
- Jai Ganesh
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Disney Jokes - VIII
Q: Why did Sleepy take firewood to bed with him?
A: He wanted to sleep like a log.
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Q: How does Mickey feel when Minnie is mad at him?
A: Mouserable.
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Q: What do you call Daisy Duck when she leads the orchestra?
A: A con-duck-tor.
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Q: What does Baloo need to live?
A: The Bear Necessities.
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Q: Why does Alice ask so many questions?
A: Because she's in Wonderland.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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