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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Disney Jokes - IX

Q: What did the Daisy Duck say when she bought lipstick?
A: Put it on my bill.
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Q: Where does Ariel go when one of her friends is missing?
A: The Lost-and-Flounder Department.
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Q: Why did Goofy wear two pairs of pants when he played golf?
A: He thought he might get a hole in one.
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Q: Why does Snow White always treat each of the Seven Dwarfs equally?
A: Because she's the fairest of them all.
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Q: Why did Jasmine go to the fruit stand in the Marketplace?
A: She was looking for a date.
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