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Q: What do you call a stupid Disney character? 
A: Dumbo.
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Q: What did Mickey Mouse say when Minnie Mouse Asked if he was listening? 
A: I'm all ears! 
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Q: Why did Snow White wait outside the Main Street Photo Supply Co. in Disneyland? 
A: She had been told that someday her Prints would come. 
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Q: What did the 101 Dalmatians say after eating diner? 
A: That hit the spot. 
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Q: When does Mickey put up his new calendar? 
A: On new ears eve.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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