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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Doctor Jokes

Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I broke my arm in two places!
Doctor: Stay out of them places!
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Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?
Dentist: Wear a brown tie.....
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Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.
Doctor: Tell me about your problem.
Patient: I just did, didn't I, you stupid!
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Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?
Doctor: Not really. It will just seem longer.
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Q: What is the difference between God and an orthopedic surgeon?
A: God dosn't think he is an orthopedic surgeon.
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