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#1 2025-02-26 00:02:19
- Jai Ganesh
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Farmer Jokes - III
Q: What do farmers need to create crop circles?
A: A Pro-tractor.
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Q: What new crop did the farmer plant?
A: Beets me!
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Q: What grows under your nose?
A: Tulips!
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Q: Where do farmers send their kids to grow?
A: Kinder-garden.
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Q: Who tells chicken jokes?
A: Comedihens!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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