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#1 2025-03-02 00:05:03
- Jai Ganesh
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Farmer Jokes - VII
Q: What grows when fed but dies when watered?
A: Fire.
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Q: What do you give a sick horse?
A: Cough stirrup!
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Q: What do you call a dog on the farm?
A: A Corn Dog.
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Q: Why did the tomato blush?
A: Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Q: What do you call an arctic cow?
A: An eskimoo!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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