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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Farmer Jokes - VIII

Q: What do you call a pig thief?
A: A hamburglar!
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Q: What do you get when you cross a Elephant with a garden?
A:  Squash!
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Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bull-dozer. Farmer:
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"Why can't you make bread like my mother?"
Wife: "Why can't you make dough like my father?"
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Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pony!
Doctor: Don't worry, you're just a little hoarse!
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I was really impressed by the farmer I saw the other day.
He was out standing in his field.
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