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- Jai Ganesh
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Computer Jokes - I
Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor?
A: Because it had a virus!
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Q: What do you call a computer floating in the ocean?
A: A Dell Rolling in the Deep.
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Q: Why do Java developers wear glasses?
A: Because they don't C#.
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Q: What do you call a computer that sings?
A: A-Dell.
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Q: Where did the computer go to dance?
A1: To a disc-o.
A2: Because it left its windows open.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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