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#1 2025-03-09 00:20:10
- Jai Ganesh
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Computer Jokes - II
Q: What do you call a person who refuses to go outside without a hat?
A: A hat head (hot head).
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Q: What was the Cat in the Hat looking for in the toilet?
A: For thing one and thing two.
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Q: What does a Chinese guy in a hat order at Starbucks?
A: A CAPPUCINO (CAP-A-CHINO).
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Q: What did the tie say to the hat? You go on ahead and I'll hang around.
A: Where do crazy hat ladies live? Mad-hatt-an.
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Q: Where do crazy hat ladies live?
A: Mad-hatt-an.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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