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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Computer Jokes - III

Q: What is an astronaut's favorite place on a computer?
A: The Space bar!
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Q: What did the dentist say to the computer?
A: This won't hurt a byte.
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Q: What type of a computer does a horse like to eat?
A: A Macintosh.
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Q: What does a blonde do when her laptop computer freezes?
A:  She sticks it in the microwave!
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Q: What do you call a woman you married off the internet?
A: Wife-I.
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