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#1 2025-03-11 00:02:41
- Jai Ganesh
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Computer Jokes - IV
Q: What does a baby computer calls its father?
A: Obsolete.
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Q: What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?
A: The Netcracker suite.
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Q: What does a king computer do?
A: Execute his programs!
Q: How do you get a computer drunk?
A: A Screenshot of Tequila.
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Q: What part of a computer does a spider use?
A: The webcam.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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