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#1 2025-03-13 00:06:15
- Jai Ganesh
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Computer Jokes - VI
Q: How did the spider destroy the (worldwide) web?
A: It gave it a bug.
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Q: Why did Mark Zuckerberg visit Beijing, China?
A: To see the "Great Firewall".
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Q: Why are PCs like air conditioners?
A: They stop working properly if you open Windows!
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Q: What did mommy spider say to baby spider?
A: You spend too much time on the web.
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Q: Why did the computer break up with the internet?
A: There was no "Connection".
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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