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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Computer Jokes - IX

Q: How do you know you are using Linux?
A: Your computer only has 4 modes: Abort, Retry, Fail and Reboot!
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Q: Why did the PowerPoint maker cross the road?
A: To get to the other slide!
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Q: How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
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Q: What do you call an egg who is on the computer too much?
A: An "Egg Head".
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Q: What's the difference between a virus and Windows Vista?
A: Viruses rarely fail.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

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