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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Lawer Jokes - I

Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
A: The lawyer charges more.
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Q: What's black and brown and looks good on an attorney?
A: A Doberman pinscher.
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Q. What's the difference between God and a lawyer?
A. God does not think he is a lawyer!
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Q: Did you hear they just released a new Barbie doll called "Divorced Barbie"?
A: Yeah, it comes with half of Ken's things and alimony.
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Q: What's the problem with lawyer jokes?
A: Lawyer's don't think they're funny, and no one else thinks they're jokes.
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