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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Lawer Jokes - III

Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start!
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Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A: His lips are moving.
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Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.
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Q: Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?
A: To practice.
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Q: What's the difference between lawyers and buzzards?
A: Lawyers have removable wing tips.

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